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Subject: THE A.`.A.`. CONSPIRACY: [THE SEAL OF THE A.`.A.`.]
                                       
How the Satanic Illuminati are Plotting to Incarnate Horus and Enslave the
World! The Secrets of the Apocalyptic Agency Revealed!

  BY THE REVEREND JACQUE CHICQUE
                                       
  AN ANCIENT CONSPIRACY ALIVE TODAY
  
 THE A.`.A.`., OR AS IT IS SECRETLY KNOWN, THE APOCALYPTIC AGENCY, IS A DIRECT
     OFFSPRING OF THE ANCIENT PAGAN SAR-MA'AN BROTHERHOOD OF BABYLON, WHO
  PARTICIPATED IN BLASPHEMOUS "MYSTERY RELIGIONS" WITH THE DEMONIC "GODS" OF
    BABYLON. WHEN THE BABYLONIAN EMPIRE FELL, CERTAIN HIGH-RANKING PRIESTS
PRESERVED THEIR EVIL RITES IN A SMALL COMMUNITY IN IRAQ, KNOWN AS HARRAN. STILL
 LATER, WHEN OUR LORD'S TRUE RELIGION GREW AND GREEK AND EGYPTIAN PAGANISM WAS
 OUTLAWED, PRIESTS OF THESE OTHER EVIL "GODS" ALSO RETREATED TO HARRAN, WHERE
THEY WENT UNNOTICED AMONG THE VAST DESERT LANDS. WHEN THE SWORD OF ISLAM SWEPT
ACROSS THE MIDDLE EAST, CERTAIN SECRET SOCIETIES WITHIN ISLAM, MASQUERADING AS
  MYSTICAL ORGANIZATIONS, ABSORBED THE HARRANIAN KNOWLEDGE AND PRESERVED IT.
                                       
 [STRANGE SATANIC HEAD CALLED CHIEF AMONG THESE WAS THE CULT OF THE ASSASSINS,
AND THEIR LEADER HASSAN I SABBAH. I SABBAH ENSLAVED HIS FOLLOWERS BY ADDICTION
TO ONE OF ONE OF THE MOST EVIL AND POTENT DRUGS KNOWN TO MAN, HASHISH, WHICH IS
   WHERE THE WORD "ASSASSIN" COMES FROM. HASSAN I SABBAH AND HIS DRUG-CRAZED
   ASSASSINS BATTLED THE FAMOUS KNIGHTS TEMPLAR IN THE CRUSADES. BUT AS THE
CRUSADES WENT ON, CONTACT BETWEEN THE HOLY KNIGHTS AND THE ASSASSINS INCREASED,
    AND THE TEMPLARS BECAME INCREASINGLY INFLUENCED AND INFILTRATED BY THE
    ASSASSINS, PARTAKING OF THEIR EVIL HERB AND EVENTUALLY EVOLVING INTO A
                      DIABOLICAL GNOSTIC-MAGICAL SOCIETY.
                                       
 THE ORDER WAS DISBANDED AND THE TEMPLARS WERE CHARGED AND CONVICTED OF HERESY
     AND, AMONG OTHER THINGS, SUCH ACTS AS TRAMPLING THE CROSS, SODOMY AND
WORSHIPPING A STRANGE SATANIC HEAD CALLED "BAPHOMET." BUT A FEW OF THE TEMPLARS
ESCAPED THEIR PUNISHMENT AND FLED TO SCOTLAND, WHERE THEY FOUNDED WHAT WE KNOW
 TODAY AS MASONRY, AND DEVISED A PLAN FOR REVENGE AGAINST THOSE WHO DISBANDED
 THEIR CULT. THROUGH THE MASONS AND RELATED SOCIETIES SUCH AS THE ROSICRUCIANS
   AND THE ALUMBRADOS OF SPAIN, THE SECRET RITES AND PLANS OF THESE HERETICS
 CONTINUED THROUGH HISTORY, PASSING THROUGH THE HANDS OF SUCH MEN AS DR. JOHN
 DEE, FRANCIS BACON, CORNELIUS AGRIPPA, ROBERT FLUDD, AND, IT IS SAID, WILLIAM
  SHAKESPEARE. IN 1776 THEY ENDED UP IN THE HANDS OF A BRILLIANT AND TWISTED
                        EX-JESUIT NAMED ADAM WEISHAUPT.
                                       
  THE BAVARIAN ILLUMINATI
  
   WEISHAUPT, THROUGH HIS JESUIT TRAINING NO STRANGER TO THE UNDERGROUND OF
  POLITICAL INTRIGUE, STUDIED THE ANCIENT DOCUMENTS AND PLANS CAREFULLY, AND
AFTER ASSURING COLLABORATION WITH THE HOUSE OF ROTHSCHILDS, IMPORTANT RELIGIOUS
 AND POLITICAL FIGURES, AND JEWISH BAKERS EVERYWHERE, LAUNCHED A SECRET SCHEME
TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD. HE FORMED THE ANCIENT AND ILLUMINATED SEERS OF BAVARIA,
  KNOWN POPULARLY AS THE ILLUMINATI. THE WORD "ILLUMINATED" COMES FROM THEIR
  ACKNOWLEDGED LEADER, LUCIFER, AND REFERS TO HIS "LIGHT." WEISHAUPT'S FIRST
  SCHEME WAS TO INFILTRATE THE NEWLY FORMED UNITED STATES, WHERE HE SECRETLY
                 MURDERED AND THEN POSED AS GEORGE WASHINGTON!
                                       
  THROUGH WEISHAUPT'S INFILTRATION OF THE FLEDGLING NATION, AND WITH MONETARY
COLLABORATION OF JEWISH BAKERS, HE SECURED A PLACE AND A MEANS TO CARRY OUT HIS
  SINISTER PLAN, A PLAN WHICH CONTINUES TO THIS DAY! THEY WOULD INCARNATE AN
ARCHDEMON "NEPHILIM," (WHICH IS HEBREW AND MEANS "FALLEN ONE" BECAUSE THEY FALL
 TO EARTH TO BECOME THE SOUL OF A DEMON-CHILD), USE THIS SUPERHUMAN, SATANIC,
CHARISMATIC LEADER TO ENSLAVE THE WORLD AND RETURN IT TO PAGAN MYSTERY RELIGION
     AS REVENGE AGAINST THE CHRISTIAN PERSECUTION OF THE KNIGHTS TEMPLAR!
                                       
  THE GREAT BEAST
  
    THE A.`.A.`., OR APOCALYPTIC AGENCY, WAS FOUNDED IN 1904 BY THE SATANIC
  OCCULTIST ALEISTER CROWLEY AND A FEW HIGH-RANKING MAGICIANS INVOLVED IN HIS
CULT OF THELEMA, UNDER DIRECT ORDERS FROM THE BAVARIAN ILLUMINATI. THE A.`.A.`.
HAS AMONG ITS GOALS THE DESTRUCTION OF CHRISTIANITY AND ALL PRESENT SYSTEMS OF
 SOCIETY, AND THE INCARNATION OF THE SUPPOSED "LORD OF THE AEON," THE ANCIENT
  EGYPTIAN "GOD," HORUS, AND IS THE FINAL INSTRUMENT IN THE PLAN CONCEIVED IN
ANCIENT TIMES TO OVERTHROW CHRISTIANITY AND RETUR N THE WORLD TO SATANIC PAGAN
                                 ENSLAVEMENT!
                                       
 [THE GREAT BEAST AND THE NECRONOMICON] ALEISTER CROWLEY, THE SELF-PROCLAIMED
 "GREAT BEAST" OF THE BOOK OF REVELATIONS, WAS A TURN-OF-THE-CENTURY MAGICIAN
  INVOLVED IN THE SEMI-MASONIC OCCULT ORDER OF THE GOLDEN DAWN. CONTACTED AND
  TUTORED BY A SECRET ILLUMINATI AGENT, HE WAS EXPELLED FROM THE ORDER AFTER
GAINING A REPUTATION FOR BREAKING EVERY MORAL LAW, FROM FORNICATION TO MURDER.
 SOON AFTER THIS HE WAS CONTACTED BY ANOTHER OCCULT MASONIC GROUP, THE O.T.O.,
 OR ORDER OF ORIENTAL TEMPLARS, UNDER ORDERS FROM THE BAVARIAN ILLUMINATI. HE
    WAS IMMEDIATELY APPOINTED HEAD OF IT, AND WITH HIS NEW GROUP OF FELLOW
   SATANISTS, PROCEEDED TO FOLLOW THE ILLUMINATI ORDERS. HE RECEIVED FROM A
DEMONIC ENTITY NAMED "AIWASS" THE BOOK OF THE LAW, AKA LIBER AL VEL LEGIS, A
 SORT OF SATANIC ANTI-BIBLE, WHICH PROCLAIMS THAT THE WORLD HAS ENTERED A NEW
    "AEON" UNDER THE CONTROL OF THE ANCIENT EGYPTIAN "GOD", HORUS, AND THAT
                 CHRISTIANITY IN ALL FORMS MUST BE DESTROYED.
                                       
 CROWLEY EXPLORED ALL FORMS OF SEXUAL MAGIC IN THEIR MOST EXTREME SADISTIC AND
PERVERTED FORMS. IT IS RELATED THAT IN 1923 HE INDUCED HIS MISTRESS TO COPULATE
 WITH A GOAT, AND AT THE MOMENT OF THE ANIMAL'S ORGASM HE SLIT ITS THROAT. HE
 ALSO STUDIED WAYS OF INDUCING DEMONIC POSSESSION IN UNBORN CHILDREN, SO AS TO
INCARNATE THEM AS LIVING MEN AND WOMEN! THIS IS RELATED IN HIS BOOK MOONCHILD.
    BUT IT IS NOT A MOONCHILD WHICH CROWLEY PLANNED TO INCARNATE - IT IS A
      SUNCHILD! THE ANCIENT EGYPTIAN HAWK-HEADED "GOD" OF THE SUN, HORUS!
                                       
  EVIL BOOKS OF FORBIDDEN KNOWLEDGE
  
   THE A.`. A.`. USES MAGICAL METHODS DERIVED PRIMARILY FROM THE ANCIENT AND
BLASPHEMOUS TOME KNOWN AS THE NECRONOMICON. TODAY THROUGH THEFTS AND FIRES, NO
    VERSION OF THE NECRONOMICON IS EXTANT, BUT CERTAIN PORTIONS OF IT ARE
 AVAILABLE. BY ITS OWN ADMISSION IT IS BASED ON AN EVEN EARLIER TOME, FOUND BY
ARCHAEOLOGISTS IN THE ANCIENT CITY OF HARRAN, KNOWN ONLY TO US BY THE NAME USED
BY THE FBI IN THEIR ATTEMPTED CRACK OF ITS CIPHER - THE 718 FILE. PORTIONS OF
  THIS GHASTLY TOME, SAID TO CONTAIN THE METHODS TO INCARNATE NEPHILIM "GODS"
LIKE HORUS (WHO ARE OF COURSE ONLY DEMONIC SERVANTS OF THE "GOD OF THIS WORLD,"
 SATAN) ARE ALSO EXTANT IN THE ALSO-ENCRYPTED LIBER LOGAETH OF DR. JOHN DEE
(QUEEN ELIZABETH'S COURT ASTROLOGER AND MAGICIAN), AS WELL AS THE BIBLE OF THE
SO-CALLED "THELEMIC" MOVEMENT, LIBER AL VEL LEGIS. IN LIBER AL WE READ OF THE
                        CHARACTER OF THIS "GOD," HORUS:
                                       
[THE FEARSOME ANCIENT EGYPTIAN NOW LET IT FIRST BE UNDERSTOOD THAT I AM A GOD
 OF WAR AND VENGEANCE....CHOOSE YE AN ISLAND! FORTIFY IT! DUNG IT ABOUT WITH
THE ENGINERY OF WAR! WITH IT YE SHALL SMITE THE PEOPLES; AND NONE SHALL STAND
  BEFORE YOU.... UPON THEM! THIS IS THE LAW OF THE BATTLE OF CONQUEST... LET
BLOOD FLOW TO MY NAME...THE FRESH BLOOD OF A CHILD... KILL AND TORTURE; SPARE
 NOT; BE UPON THEM! ...WITH MY HAWK'S HEAD I PECK AT THE EYES OF JESUS AS HE
                            HANGS UPON THE CROSS.
                                       
  SURELY THE SATANIC NATURE OF THIS "GOD" HORUS IS APPARENT! ACCORDING TO THE
 RESEARCHES OF MAJOR JESUS H. MALPASO, CRYPTOLOGIST AND CHRISTIAN SOLDIER, WE
   CAN EXPECT THE A.`.A.`. TO ATTEMPT TO INCARNATE THIS "GOD" IN THE SPRING
EQUINOX OF 1997. MAJOR MALPASO, IN HIS BOOK THE CULT OF THE NEPHILIM EXPLAINS
    THAT THE "WORD" (A THEOLOGICAL CONCEPT PERVERTED FROM OUR TRUE CREED OF
   CHRISTIANITY) OF THE NEW "AEON" IS "THELEMA," WHICH IN GREEK (WHICH USES
 LETTERS TO REPRESENT NUMBERS) ENUMERATES TO 93. AS THE BOOK OF THE LAW WAS
 RECEIVED AND SO THE NEW "AEON" BEGAN IN THE SPRING EQUINOX OF 1904, 1904 PLUS
 93 GIVES US 1997! THIS IS CONFIRMED BY LAVEY'S SATANIC BIBLE, AS WELL AS THE
 WRITINGS OF WILLIAM BUTLER YEATS, FAMOUS POET AND MEMBER OF THE ORDER OF THE
 GOLDEN DAWN, WHOSE POEM "THE SECOND COMING" WAS INSPIRED BY THIS CONSPIRACY.
    NOW THE WORD "THELEMA" MEANS "WILL" IN GREEK, EXPLAINING THE ORIGIN OF
CROWLEY'S BLASPHEMOUS CREDO, "DO WHAT THOU WILT SHALL BE THE WHOLE OF THE LAW."
  WE SHOULD EXPECT THE NAME OF THIS INCARNATED "GOD" TO BE ALONG THE LINES OF
                "WILLIAM," "WILLIE," OR PERHAPS EVEN "HORACE."
                                       
    AS TO THE OCCULT MEANS BY WHICH THEY PLAN ON INCARNATING THIS NEPHILIM
   DEMON-CHILD, IT IS TOO HIDEOUS AND BLASPHEMOUS TO ENTER INTO DEEPLY, BUT
   SUFFICE TO SAY, THEY MAY BE READ ABOUT IN THE OBSCURE BOOK THE COLLECTED
WRITINGS OF JACK PARSONS. I URGE EXTREME CAUTION TO ANY CHRISTIAN WHO DECIDES
  TO INVESTIGATE FURTHER - REMEMBER THE CRAFTINESS OF SATAN AND THAT EVEN OUR
 LORD WAS TEMPTED BY HIM. READING THESE FORBIDDEN TEXTS MAY DRAW YOU INTO THE
                                TRAP OF SATAN!
                                       
  AN ABORTED ATTEMPT
  
  THE COLLECTED WRITINGS OF JACK PARSONS REVEALS THE STORY OF THE A.`.A.`.
ORCHESTRATED "BABALON" WORKING. IT SEEMS THAT THIS WAS A PRELIMINARY EXPERIMENT
IN THE INCARNATION OF A DEMON INTO A HUMAN BABY. THE SUBJECT OF THIS EXPERIMENT
  WAS THE MIGHTY AND POWERFUL DEMON KNOWN AS THE SCARLET WOMAN. THIS WHORE OF
"BABALON" (CROWLEY'S SPELLING) WAS TO BE DRAWN INTO THE WOMB OF A.`.A.`.MEMBER
   JACK PARSONS' GIRLFRIEND. PARSONS WAS TO BE ASSISTED IN THIS TASK BY THE
    INFAMOUS L. RON HUBBARD OF THE SATANIC SCIENTOLOGY CULT, WHICH IS ALSO
                         CONTROLLED BY THE ILLUMINATI.
                                       
IN THE LATE FIFTIES, FOR A PERIOD OF ABOUT TWO WEEKS, HUBBARD, PARSONS AND HIS
GIRLFRIEND (KNOWN ONLY IN THE TEXT AS "PRINCESS DIABLO") ENGAGED IN STUPENDOUS
       ORGIES AND DEMON-SUMMONING RITUALS INVOLVING CONSECRATED DAGGERS,
HALLUCINOGENIC DRUGS, AND THE SACRIFICE OF SEVERAL CAMELS. PARSON'S GIRLFRIEND
WAS ALLOWED TO BE POSSESSED BY THE WANTON SPIRIT OF THE WHORE OF BABYLON. THIS
     SHE-DEMON PROVED TOO POWERFUL FOR PARSONS AND HUBBARD TO CONTROL, AND
   APPARENTLY SEDUCED AND DISAPPEARED WITH HUBBARD INTO THE CARIBBEAN, WHERE
 WRITTEN HISTORY LOSES TRACK OF HER. THE EXPERIMENT WAS A FAILURE, BUT OTHER,
         MORE SUCCESSFUL ATTEMPTS HAVE NO DOUBT BEEN CONDUCTED SINCE.
                                       
  HOW THEY OPERATE
  
BESIDES CONDUCTING THESE NEFARIOUS “MOONCHILD” RITUALS THROUGH THE A.`.A.`., WE
  SEE FROM EX-ILLUMINATI MEMBER TURNED FREEDOM FIGHTER WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS'
THINLY VEILED EXPOSITION OF THIS CONSPIRACY, NOVA EXPRESS, THE METHODS USED BY
         THE ILLUMINATI TO FOSTER CONFUSION AND HATE AMONG THE MASSES:
                                       
 I HAVE SAID THE BASIC TECHNIQUES OF NOVA ARE VERY SIMPLE CONSIST OF CREATING
AND AGGRAVATING CONFLICTS - "NO RIOTS LIKE INJUSTICE DIRECTED BETWEEN ENEMIES"
- AT ANY GIVEN TIME RECORDERS FIX NATURE OF ABSOLUTE NEED AND DICTATE THE USE
    OF TOTAL WEAPONS - LIKE THIS: COLLECT AND RECORD VIOLENT ANTI-SEMITIC
STATEMENTS - NOW PLAY BACK TO JEWS WHO ARE AFTER BELSON - RECORD WHAT THEY SAY
 AND PLAY IT BACK TO THE ANTI-SEMITES - CLIP CLAP - YOU GOT IT? - WANT MORE?
 RECORD WHITE SUPREMACY STATEMENTS - PLAY TO NEGROES - PLAY BACK ANSWER - NOW
 THE WOMEN AND THE MEN - NO RIOTS LIKE INJUSTICE DIRECTED BETWEEN "ENEMIES" -
 AT ANY GIVEN TIME POSITION OF RECORDERS FIXES NATURE OF ABSOLUTE NEED - AND
  DICTATES THE USE OF TOTAL WEAPONS - SO LEAVE THE RECORDERS RUNNING AND GET
   YOUR HEAVY METAL ASS IN A SPACE SHIP - DID IT - NOTHING HERE NOW BUT THE
 RECORDINGS - SHUT THE WHOLE THING RIGHT OFF - SILENCE - WHEN YOU ANSWER THE
    MACHINE YOU PROVIDE IT WITH MORE RECORDINGS TO BE PLAYED BACK TO YOUR
  "ENEMIES" KEEP THE WHOLE NOVA MACHINE RUNNING - THE CHINESE CHARACTER FOR
"ENEMY" MEANS TO BE SIMILAR TO OR TO ANSWER - DON’T ANSWER THE MACHINE - SHUT
                                  IT OFF - 
                                       
  THEIR GOAL IN THIS IS TO FOSTER HATRED AND DIVISION IN SOCIETY SO IT CANNOT
            RESIST THE ONSLAUGHT OF ITS "LORD OF THE AEON," HORUS!
                                       
  HOW YOU CAN STOP THEM!
  
 [ALANIS MORRISSETTE] THE A.`.A.`. AND THEIR LEADERS THE ILLUMINATI OPERATE BY
 ATTEMPTING TO INFILTRATE EVERY ORGANIZATION WITH ANY INFLUENCE WHATSOEVER. WE
CAN ALREADY SEE THAT THE ILLUMINATI HAS INFILTRATED ALL THREE MAJOR TELEVISION
   NETWORKS, AS WITNESSED BY THEIR INITIALS. ABC STANDS FOR ANCIENT BAVARIAN
 CONSPIRACY, NBC STANDS FOR NEW BAVARIAN CONSPIRACY, AND CBS STANDS OF COURSE
FOR CABAL OF BAVARIAN STRENGTH. FOX AND UPN, NEWLY FORMED, WE ARE NOT SURE OF,
BUT WITHOUT A DOUBT THEY HAVE BEEN CREATED AND INFILTRATED BY THIS SECRET CULT,
   TO JUDGE BY THE LEWD AND SINFUL COMEDY OF MARRIED WITH CHILDREN AND THE
 BLASPHEMOUS ATHEISTIC NEW-WORLD-ORDER OF STAR TREK. EVEN CHILDREN HAVE BEEN
AFFECTED! WITNESS THE PSEUDO-"GOD" OF SANTA CLAUS (OLD NICK WITH THAT FAMILIAR
RED SUIT - AND TAKE A LOOK AT THE LETTERS THAT SPELL "SANTA"), AND THE BLATANT
 PAGAN IDOL BARNEY! AND THE MUSIC INDUSTRY IN PARTICULAR HAS BEEN FOLLOWING A
 PLAN TO DESENSITIZE AND CORRUPT THE YOUTH OF AMERICA, MOVING SLOWLY FROM JAZZ
 THROUGH POP TO THE OUTRIGHT EVIL OF ROCK- N-ROLL, ALL THE WAY TO THE BLATANT
 SATANISM OF SUCH "ARTISTS" AS TORI AMOS, MORRISSEY, HOOTIE & THE BLOWFISH AND
            ALANIS MORRISSETTE! DESTROY ALL RADIOS AND TELEVISIONS!
                                       
 NO WORLD GOVERNMENTS CAN BE TRUSTED EITHER, SINCE THEIR INFILTRATION VIA THE
UN, AND THEIR ORDERS MUST BE VIEWED WITH EXTREME SUSPICION. CIVIL DISOBEDIENCE
IS A MUST IF WE ARE TO SHOW THE SATANIC-CONTROLLED GOVERNMENT THAT WE WILL NOT
 BOW TO THEIR POWER. WE MUST REMAIN STRONG IN CHRIST AND FIGHT THE ILLUMINATI
  GOVERNMENT WHENEVER WE CAN, RESIST THE ATTEMPTS OF THEIR POLICE AGENCIES TO
TAKE US AWAY! BURN THE FLAG AND REFUSE TO PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE! RESIST GOVERNMENT
  TAXATION AND FIGHT HARD! THIS IS NOT A TIME FOR MARTYRS, THIS IS A TIME FOR
    VICTORY OVER THE FORCES OF DARKNESS! RESIST THEIR COMMANDS AND CONTROL!
                                       
 AND REGARDING MORE QUESTIONABLE METHODS OF FIGHTING THE CONSPIRACY, THOUGH WE
   KNOW THAT THE KILLING OF CHILDREN IS SINFUL AND ABHORRENT TO OUR LORD, I
BELIEVE OUR LORD WILL UNDERSTAND AND FORGIVE US IF WE “PRAY FOR” THE DEATHS OF
ALL CHILDREN WITH THE NAMES "WILLIAM," "HORACE," AND THE LIKE, WHO ARE BORN ON
  THE DAYS SURROUNDING THE SPRING EQUINOX OF 1997. IT IS THE ONLY WAY TO STOP
 THIS NEPHILIM DEMON-CHILD "HORUS" FROM DESTROYING THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT AND
ENSLAVING IT TO HIS DARK LORD, SATAN! BE STRONG, WE ARE WARRIORS FOR CHRIST! WE
               KICK ASS FOR THE LORD, AND GOD WILL KNOW HIS OWN!
                                       
 WE ALSO HAVE INFORMATION FROM CERTAIN SECRET SOURCES THAT THERE IS A MAGAZINE
ABOUT TO BE CIRCULATED AROUND THE LOS ANGELES AREA (AND PERHAPS OTHER CITIES),
WHICH, THOUGH MASQUERADING AS A COLLECTION OF BAD POETRY, HALF-WITTED POLITICAL
 "RANTS", OCCULT LIES, CRACK-BRAINED CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND SOPHOMORIC HUMOR,
IS ACTUALLY AN ENCRYPTED SUBLIMINAL COMMUNICATION OF THE PLANS OF THE A.`.A.`.!
 THEY ARE CURRENTLY DISTRIBUTING FLYERS DISGUISED AS PARANOID RELIGIOUS TRACTS
IN AN EFFORT TO SUBCONSCIOUSLY ENSLAVE AND BRAINWASH THE READERS INTO FOLLOWING
      THEIR SECRET PLANS! THIS MAGAZINE, NOW IN PRE-PRODUCTION, IS CALLED
                                ENDEMONIADA.
                                       
  I URGE YOU TO BUY THIS MAGAZINE WHEREVER IT IS FOUND, TO KEEP IT OUT OF THE
 HANDS OF THOSE WHO MAY BE BRAINWASHED BY IT AND TO STOP THE A.`.A.`. PLANS TO
   ENSLAVE THE PLANET! BETTER YET, WRITE TO THE NEFARIOUS PRODUCERS OF THIS
MAGAZINE AND TELL THEM THAT YOU ARE ON TO THEIR GAME! JUDGING FROM ONE OF THESE
 SO-CALLED "RELIGIOUS TRACTS," THEY CAN BE REACHED THROUGH INTERNET E-MAIL AT:
VALIS@PACIFICNET.NET. STOP THE NEPHILIM INVASION, BUY AND BURN ALL COPIES


THE WITNESSING AND MINISTRY EFFORTS OF THE REVEREND JACQUE CHICQUE ARE FAMOUS
 ACROSS THE GLOBE. TRACTS FROM CHICQUE PUBLICATIONS ARE FOUND IN LAUNDROMATS
   AND BUS STATIONS THROUGHOUT THE WORLD, AND ARE RECOGNIZABLE BY THEIR BAD
   CARTOON ART AND THE NEARLY INVARIABLE TENDENCY OF THE PROTAGONIST OF THE
                         PAMPHLET TO END UP IN HELL.


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