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Buddhist professors

To: alt.zen,alt.philosophy.zen,talk.religion.buddhism
From: nedludd@ix.netcom.com(Ned Ludd)
Subject: Buddhist professors  (was: Zen, Orientation and Buddhism)
Date: 7 Jul 1997 18:56:19 GMT

In <5pqsvs$6d0@news.jhu.edu> Joe  writes: 

Ned wrote:
>>> In our culture, a person can be a Christian without belonging
>>> to any Christian sect.  Too bad that doesn't apply to your
>>> conception of Buddhism, Joe.

Joe:
>>> Nice point, Ned.

Ned:
>> I doubt it.

Foot:
> Good doubt Ned!

Joe:
> Yes, it is.  I thought I might toss in that faux acknowledgement
> of Ned's point because I didn't have time to reply in full.
> Obviously, it's a stupid objection, because I was very clearly
> speaking of those who (for some inexplicable reason or another)
> *profess* to be Buddhists.  Clearly, one could point to a 
> friendly neighborhood rock as embodying the qualities of a
> Buddhist better than most Buddhists.  Extrapolating, the entire
> universe becomes Buddhist, so the term "Buddhist" becomes
> utterly meaningless.  And then cats are dogs, green is white,
> purple trees sleep profoundly during football games, and nothing
> means everything and yin is yang and the absolute is the relative
> and samsara is nirvana and death is life etc etc etc, as well.
>
> Is *that* why the Buddha walked the earth?
>

  Whoa, Kimosabi!  Lets take these one at a time:  (Ha.)

> Yes, it is.  I thought I might toss in that faux acknowledgement
> of Ned's point because I didn't have time to reply in full.
> Obviously, it's a stupid objection, because I was very clearly
> speaking of those who (for some inexplicable reason or another)
> *profess* to be Buddhists.

  You must be leaving something out of your indictment, because
  they ALL *profess* to be Buddhists.  You just have standards
  that preclude your ACCEPTING some as Buddhists.

> Clearly, one could point to a friendly neighborhood rock as 
> embodying the qualities of a Buddhist better than most Buddhists.

  Well, they sure have zazen down cold.

> Extrapolating, the entire universe becomes Buddhist, so the term
> "Buddhist" becomes utterly meaningless.

  No, not meaningless.  It simply becomes impossible to differentiate
  and discriminate.  You can no longer tell your baby from any other
  baby - you will have to love them all equally.  Scary stuff, huh?

> And then cats are dogs, green is white, purple trees sleep profoundly
> during football games, and nothing means everything and yin is yang 
> and the absolute is the relative and samsara is nirvana and death is
> life etc etc etc, as well.

  I think you've got it.  Cats being dogs, green being white, and yin
  being yang shouldn't be a problem for a Buddhist.  Is it for you?

> Is *that* why the Buddha walked the earth?

  Yes.  All things are in nirvana from the beginning.  The only thing
  that separates them is a fevered brain.

                                                  Ned


(P.S. Purple trees and I sleep profoundly during football games.)

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